Easiest Border Crossing Ever

I’m at the Canadian-US border right now, sitting on the train, getting work done while the CBP goons walk up and down the aisles asking people questions. No waiting in lines. No waiting in lines! I get to stay in my seat and work. I never even had to stand up. Of course, a few people had to go into the office to have their things inspected, but the large majority of the passengers just got to stay seated. And we’ll get to stay on the train we boarded in Toronto all the way to New York once the border people are done doing their thing. I think that’s pretty cool.

The other side of Niagara Falls